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I received my suit for the wedding last night from à la disposition It isn’t complete but it is at the stage of taking it in to a tailor and getting a final fitting. There were a few issues; the arm pit area on the frock coat is a little too tight. The biggest issue was the trousers. We must have done a measurement wrong because we are talking massive camel toe here. I mean I don’t think I have ever had a garment do far up my ass in my life. I would post a picture but I know it will be used as an instrument of blackmail…

Overall I’m very excited to see it complete once the issues have been ironed out. I really cannot wait to wear it too. I have never commissioned clothes to be made for me by a designer, pretty cool so far. All I need now is a good place to buy two top hats and I think I already picked out my cain…